You're completely useless in the revolution.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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