He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Randomize