wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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