There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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