I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He better not be in your backpack
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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