Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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