He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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