You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I did not marry a roomba.
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