I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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