I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I lost the right to judge tonight
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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