yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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