i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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