ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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