I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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