Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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