it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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