the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm having to shit out rocks
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