i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Randomize
