Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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