This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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