thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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