I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Found your dick twin last night
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Randomize
