Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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