there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm just crazy horny about you
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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