you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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