One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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