two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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