So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Randomize
