She said her name was "party"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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