why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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