Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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