You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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