She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
