u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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