Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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