covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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