me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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