Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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