I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You pole danced in your parka.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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