hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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