The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Let's paint friendship bongs
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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