So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
How's work?
Spinning.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
