I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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