just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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