fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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