his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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