i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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