It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
ttyl tear gas
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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