Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Your penis caused this!
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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