i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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