i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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