A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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