we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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