I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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