If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
love makes seman taste better
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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